Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Pre-Existing Conditions Brought on by ObamaCare

Found on Dan Benishek's Facebook page. Dr. Dan is running to take Benedict Bart Stupak's MI congressional seat. Share the list. Add to it using the Comments feature. Continue to exacerbate your symptoms as we fight to save our Nation.

Pre-Existing Conditions Brought on by ObamaCare

  1. Splinters from holding signs with wooden handles.
  2. Sunburn in the summer and hypothermia and frostbite in the winter.
  3. Acute nausea from chronic exposure to images of Nancy Pelosi.
  4. Carpal tunnel syndrome from writing emails and... letters to congressmen and senators.
  5. Post traumatic stress disorder.
  6. Urinary tract infections from lack of restroom facilities for people at protests.
  7. IBS from reading the news.
  8. Bulimia as a result of constant exposure to stomach churning legislation designed to remove our liberty.
  9. Angina resulting from reports of further over-reaches by our elected officials.
  10. Tourette's Syndrome - ie the obscenities that uncontrollably spew past my lips the minute BO, Nancy, Robert Gibbs, et al appear on the tv screen.

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